Coming Up Daisies

I have a theory. The dinosaurs died because there was a huge fire and they lived in the forest and there was pot in the forest and it all burned up and the dinosaurs got so high they just laid down and laughed and the fire killed them. Yup, it was the meteor hitting the earth that caused the fire. Hey it’s about as plausible as a giant flood. Ya know, if I had to die in a fire, which would suck, but if it really had to happen, I’d want to be high when it happened. Yup, that’d be better because I wouldn’t really care as much. ”