Mom after a bestie threw up. ;) (via incomedyshetrusts)
Oh god…. you know you have an awesome friend when she forgives you and doesn’t say anything, even after you puke on her bed and she cleans it up.
Come to think of it, if I ever get remarried I think I’m going to put that in my vows: I promise to love you and forgive you and clean up after you even if you puke in the bed.