Somewhere between things coming up all roses and pushing up daisies, I exist.
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Him:
Well, at least you had good grades. I was barely sliding through with 52s, but you, you got 98!!
Me:
Yes, well, you do realize the only reason I got 98s was because I was sleeping with the teachers. Right?
Her:
The teachers!?! I wish I had been sleeping with the teachers, no, I was being taken advantage of by the entire football team!
Him:
They took advantage of you? I paid them all $100 and none of them would take advantage of me!
Me:
Yes well, that's too bad, but you know, at least the football team, they're kind of hot, you know with their muscles and all. Me? I was being taken advantage of.... by the science club!!!
