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My friend:
Anything new happening in your love life?
Me:
No, why.
My friend:
Oh, just the condoms in your glove compartment.
Me:
Oh, those. Yeah, I bought those in an attempt to try positive thinking. Like if you put something out there and make plans for it, it'll happen.
My friend:
Ah. So basically, if you buy it, he will come.
2009.09.12  1:35am  ∞

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